This better be going through Hello? Come in, Captain Schwarma. Come in. 2468 who do we appreciate So these mermaids are weird and I never thought I'd say this but I'm kind of sick of the attention That was real enough for one day I'll try again tomorrow Someone seems to think we've just gotten separated but if you went home without me that's a real dick move! You get to explain that one to Pepper. I wasn't ever really a big swim fan but now it's decided. I'm filling in all my pools when we get back. Together. Because you haven't ditched me. wait what if I ditched you? I totally didn't mean to okay you can't hold it against me You know what would be sweet? If we got matching tattoos that could talk to each other. Oh I've got a joke knock knock I have to do your parts: who's there, my favorite Avenger who's always so well groomed except when an evil witch takes away your best looks? Me: not you and it blows :'(
Tony, respond. Iron Man, respond. Are you okay? Really worried. I know you're fine, but I would li-- con------ I can buy you a whole wardr---. Don-t as- h--. Are you sa--? Glad you're okay. Glad you're okay. Glad you're okay.
[ it was so hard to wait that long but holy jesus is this thing on???? bueller??? ]
I already told York and Zari I'm coming to you so keep it in your pants. Though I wouldn't mind you meeting me somewhere in the middle. Uhhhhh givemeasec
[ coordinates to meet at flash across the screen a moment later ]
[ it might shock people to know he's not great at accepting gifts. and right now he's panicking bc he definitely didn't have the presence of mind to get steve anything. ]
@t.stark
Hello? Come in, Captain Schwarma. Come in.
2468 who do we appreciate
So these mermaids are weird and I never thought I'd say this but I'm kind of sick of the attention
That was real enough for one day I'll try again tomorrow
Someone seems to think we've just gotten separated but if you went home without me that's a real dick move!
You get to explain that one to Pepper.
I wasn't ever really a big swim fan but now it's decided. I'm filling in all my pools when we get back.
Together. Because you haven't ditched me.
wait what if I ditched you? I totally didn't mean to okay you can't hold it against me
You know what would be sweet? If we got matching tattoos that could talk to each other.
Oh I've got a joke knock knock
I have to do your parts: who's there, my favorite Avenger who's always so well groomed except when an evil witch takes away your best looks?
Me: not you and it blows :'(
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Iron Man, respond.
Are you okay?
Really worried.
I know you're fine, but I would li-- con------
I can buy you a whole wardr---. Don-t as- h--.
Are you sa--?
Glad you're okay.
Glad you're okay.
Glad you're okay.
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at least something is coming up Tony today.
You sure you're cool?
DAYS LATER WHEN THE COMMS ACTUALLY WORK
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I already told York and Zari I'm coming to you so keep it in your pants. Though I wouldn't mind you meeting me somewhere in the middle.
Uhhhhh givemeasec
[ coordinates to meet at flash across the screen a moment later ]
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You better not stand me up.
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[ it might shock people to know he's not great at accepting gifts. and right now he's panicking bc he definitely didn't have the presence of mind to get steve anything. ]
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and you'd be right
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